I Need Followers

People, please follow me. I've been working my ass backside off writing. Since asking in a nice way doesn't really help, I am going to threaten you guys! MUAHAHA. Follow me or else, I will follow you; literally! I know where you live. Don pray pray ah! So would you be so kind and click the follow button on the right side of this page. ---> ---> ---> THIS WAY, just in case you don't know where right is. Don'yt forget to follow and I will be glad to drop by your blog and follow. :)