I Feel Dumb =.=

Just now I tried to calculate what's the answer for 1+1. Its 3 11 6 3 . Okay, I need a calculator. 

Ahh, thats more like it. Owh, its 2. Hehe :D

Heh. Im not THAT stupid. But this few weeks I fell dumb. Just now I was bored so I read my maths book. The first chapter was okay but everything after that was pure gibberish. I am amazed at myself for understanding it BEFORE. People say your brain cells die if you don't 'connect' them somehow. (Who said that? That host for Anmum Essential Tom Tom Bak said that.) Seriously, I think my brain cells are dwindling. I don't wanna be stupid. PMR is next year. I will need ALL of my brain cells if I wanna ace that test. If only there's a way to bring them back to life. Aha! maybe if I start to read they will spring back into action.*opens Dr Jekyl and Mr. Hyde, whatever its called* GAH, this is too hard. I cant take it. Too many words. The picture to word ratio is totally off. it should be words:picture = 100:1. HEY, I still got my mojo in maths after all! Okay, okay, calm down Jurleo. Chill braddah. I need to get my brain running full speed cause holiday's almost over. I MUST understand all this gibberish or I'm gonna be dead.

Book Cover. Commence Operation Not-Be-Dumb

Uh huh. Ok, ok. This goes here and here...

*tries reading maths formula*

Okay, after an agonizing hour 10 mins of reading maths formula and understanding it ( I think my brain bled in the process XD) I got bored so I played with my calculator. Two of them. Identical twins. Don't ask me why I have 2 calculators of the same type. Its a sensitive subject.

Meet Calculator and Kalkulator :)

So I forgot how to use it, so what? Im human okay.

Learning outcome: After an hour 10mins of learning and reading previous exercises made by student (me) himself, the student has gained nothing. In fact, the students brain bled right after opening his first book and reading the first page. This shows that none of his brain cells are active. That before he knocked his head on the door. The impact shook his brain so hard and that scared the living daylights out of the brain cells inhabiting it. That made them active and back to normal. In conclusion, student has regained normal brain capabilities. Student is able to recall formula of Pythagorus' Theorem, surface area of two dimensional shapes and lots of other stuffs.