Kota Kinabalu

Ha, mesti korang pelik apahal aku tiba-taba post lagu Sabah ni kan? Ekceli, dah lama dah aku dengar lagu ni. Hehe. Takusangka pulak lagu ni best. Kalo dengar lagu ni mesti teringat time di KK. KK ni bukan la besar sangat tapi dia cantik mengalahkan kecantikan Kim Kardashian. Tapi Kim Kardashian ni tak confem 'natural beauty'. Kota Kinabalu tu lagi best, ada pulau, ada gunung tinggi lagitu. (bukan unsur lucah)

Sambil kita masih dalam topik gunung-gunung ni, next year kamiorang akan pergi lagi ke KK masa Kaamatan. Memang boleh dikatakan setiap tahun lah pegi situ tapi next year ada 'something special'. :D Spesel? Apa yang speselnya? Well, kemungkinan tahun depan naik Gunung Kinabau! Bukan itu saja, pigiPulau Mabul sekali! Ish, dahla tak pandai berenang ada hati nak pergi Mabul. -.-' Kalau nasib baik, bolehla pergi Sipadan sekali.yay!

Christmas

What does Christmas means to you? Well for me it means a time for all to get together and have a jolly good time. My parents, my dad especially has a very big family. Most of them are staying abroad so Christmas is the time when they come to Kuching to spend Christmas time. Last time when I was a kid, I enjoyed Christmas very much. Now I do still enjoy it but I noticed that nowadays there's not much Christmas spirit here in Kuching compared to major cities such as KL or Singapore.

Speaking of Christmas spirit, people tend to think that Christmas is all bout giving and receiving presents and holidays sales and whatnot. They forgot that the true meaning of Christmas is celebrating the birth of Jesus. Fun fact: no one knows when Jesus was born. Christmas was originally a pagan festival celebrated in somewhere, somewhere. When Christianity came, they turned the celebration into Christmas instead. That means you can celebrate Christmas everyday! yipee!

p/s: why do people always say x'mas all the time? it annoys me cause they're taking the christ out of chritmas and putting a freking X in it. -.-' its like making lemonade without lemons and calling it x'nade. gosh im soo sleepy now :) bye

Choral Speaking

Hmm... Apahal aku tetiba rindu nak choral speaking ohh? :/ Cuti ni dah macam-macam benda aku nak. Nak belajar pun ada, nak pegi jalan-jalan pun ada, sekarang ni nak choral speaking? Adoyai. Mungkin dah banyak kenangan pahit manis yang ditempuhi bersama. Walaupun masa aku join choral speaking ni, tak pernah jadi juara tapi memang best lah. Hehe

First time aku join choral speaking masa aku Form 1. Masa tu budak Form 2 ada masuk kelas kami tanya siapa nak join. Tak tau la kenapa takda orang angkat tangan. Last-last aku sorang jak angkat tangan. Lepas budak Form 2 keluar, kawan semua cakap 'aku nak join jugak lah'. Tadi kenapa tak cakap? =.=' So tak silap aku the next day ada audition, kena tell about ourselves in front of the teachers. One thing lead into another, aku masuklah team choral speaking SMK Wira Penrissen. Sobsob :')

Masa aku Form 1, script dia tajuk 'Peculiar Malaysians'. memang best lah script tu. Very amusing. Competition dekat SMK Balai Ringin, jauh woo. Tapi malangnya kami dapat tempat kedua kalah dengan SMK Muara Tuang :( But at least we got the award for best conductor. Masa tu memang kecewa jiwang karat berkarat-karat lah. Walaupun ada tempat tapi bukan juara. Bak kata pepatah, iPhone 4S dipinta,  iPhone 3GS diterima.

And then Form 2 takda competition. Taktaulah kenapa pulak. No budget kot :| Second competition early this year. Ah, tahun ni interesting sikit. Ada drama gitu. Kamiorang ada 3 minggu jak untuk practice script. Masa hari competition tu, ada sekolah yang SAMA SCRIPT dengan kami! Adoh! Hati memang dah nervous masa tu. Dahla sekolah kami last yang perform. Nanti mesti orang ingat yang kami copy script ni. Actually, kedua-dua sekolah ambik script dari sekolah yang memang terkenal dengan choral speaking-nya. So kami tak menang lah. Tapi, ada tapi jugak. Sekolah kami dapat markah tertinggi untuk performance dan sekali lagi dapat best conductor. eee... bagus jugak conductor sekolah aku tu ya hihi

Beberapa minggu sekepas itu, cikgu panggil group choral speaking ni lagi, tanya nak pegi competition lagi tak, kali ni untuk sambutan hari guru peringkat negeri. At first semua orang was-was nak join, pertandingan 2 minggu  lagi. Last-last join, start everything from scratch, script takda, movements takda. Buat script dah nak 1 minggu lepas  tu tinggal 1 minggu jak nak rehearsal. Then, jeng jeng jeng dapat 2nd place lagi. Ish, tapi masa tu kami takda pun rasa marah atau kecewa sebab kami tau memng boleh tahan orang berlatih 1 minggu dapat second place. Okla tu kan? This year cikgu ada suruh aku buat script untuk tahun depan, tapi sampai sekarang tak siap-siap. Tak tau la nak buat camana, nak buat yang lucu ke atau heart-moving. Esok lah nak mula. Hehe. Wish me luck guys :)

PS1: idk why I'm suddenly writing in BM here. Once in a while I like to stir things up you know, like when you cook, you gotta add a little variety or else no one is gonna eat you food.

PS2: maybe you have noticed that i added ads in my blog now. if you really care for me, do click those ads, its free and totally virus free unlike those "congratulations, claim your free iPad" ads. im not forcing you guys in any ways :)

Pasca PMR

Ugh, I hate myself for being a lazy bum. Damn. Well, PMR is finally over like almost a month ago and I didn't even care to update. Sorry man. HEHE. So, as I was sayin' our school had numerous of 'funducational' activities to kill th time. And by 'funducational' I mean some extremely boring talks about SPM subjects and job oppurtinities(?) I don't really mind but at age 15? Don;t they think its a tad too early for these kind of talks. Glory to the lord I don't have to hear these talks because I was in the choral speaking group! We fortunate speakers skipped the talks to attend training for the inter-class choral speaking competition held at the end of Pasca. But I was not a contestant but a trainer. It was fun being a trainer, goofin around acting all bossy. Oh well, good times.

So, Pasca Phase I has ended. Tomorrow will be Phase II or RIMUP. Students from Sg. Tapang will be coming over and many fun filled activities are going to be held. Hope those said activities are as fun as they sound.

Thats all I can write for now. Bubye :)

79 Hari Lagi?

Homaigot! Betol ka ni? PMR tinggal 79 hari lagi? *panic mode* Adohai, camana ni? Preparations sejibik pun belom ready, tengoktengok dah nak PMR. Kepada adikadik ku yang tersayang, kalau nak PMR get ready awal yer. Ngee >< Jadi untuk memanjangkan post yang tidak sebeberapa ini, aku bagi korang tips untuk menghadap exam. *Tips-tips ni aku dapat dari internet dan dari cikgu sejarah aku.

Tip #1: Jangan makan kepala,leher ayam/ikan/daging. Cikgu aku cakap, tak bagus. Taktau la pulak kenapa. Hehe

Tip #2: Jangan tidur lambat. Otak kita perlukan tidur sebab dia nak save semua benda yang dia dah proses untuk hari tu. So sebelum exam janganlah tidur lambat. Bayangkan lepas menimba ilmu, pastu ilmu tu tak sempat nak save. Kan mampos kau. Bukan ada back up lagi.

Tip #3: Ni semua orang tau la. Makan secara sihat. Kalau makan sihat, badan sihat. Kalau badan sihat, otak pun sihat. Kalau otak sihat, pandai. Kalau pandai, BERJAYA la jadinya.

Tip #4: Kalau tak paham, tanya. Bak kata pepatah, malu bertanya sesat jalan. Kalau tak paham apa ysng diajar, tanya cikgu untuk keterangan lanjut. Takda cikgu nak makan korang kalau korang tanya. Kalau ya pun cikgu korang tu cannibal macam dalam cerita Robinson Crusoe, tanya la kawan yang lebih faham.

Tip#5: Speaking of friends, buat la study group. Belajar kat library kalau ada masa. Pastu kalau dah bekumpul, jangan pulak gossip pasal Kate Middleton pegi melawat LA.

Tip#6: IKLAN~Soya tidak baik untuk lelaki kerana boleh mandul. Betulkah?

Tip#7: Jangan belajar.......lama sangat. Dulu, entahla sapa yang cakap, belajar setengah jam pun dah cukup. Pastu rehat la, main game ke merempit ke. Then sambung belajar. Kan otak kita macam komputer. Kalau di-on lama lama kan hang. Melainkanlah otak korang dah diupgrade pegi processor quad-core macam si Adi Putra tu. Bahahaha

Tip#8: Kalau belajar, concentrate. Cikgu mengajar jangan cakap. Baru paham. Kalau dah paham, takpayah la nak revision lama-lama. Kan? Kan? Kan?

Sabah, imy :(

I seriously need to go for a vacation. Wait, im goin to KL on the 16, so that counts ( i think). But when asked what is my favorite travel destination,I would answer Sabah.

Why? Because Sabah has hands down one of the most beautiful oceans and mountains in the world. Second, I was born in Sabah- Semporna  to be exact. My dad calls me 'Bajau Boy' when he's with his Sabahan friends. He also worked in Sabah early in his carrier life. No wonder we go there ever two years for a trip. You can never get enough of it. This tradition started in 2007 where we went there by car up till Semporna, by birth place. Yep, Kuching--> Semporna by car. It took us a full 3 days. But this trip was not fun in the sun. Turns out that my name is not registered. Although I have a birth cert, its not valid. WTH +.+ yea. I've been living as an illegal citizen for the first 11 years of my life. Luckily this is not uncommon for births in Sabah in the 90's

view from hotel

The last time  I went there was in 2009. This time we flew there- in a plane ofc- KK was like so much more developed than Kuching. They have Burger King, awesome public transportation and only the largest mall in borneo, 1Borneo Megamall!! I went there and it took me an average of 2 hours per floor to explore! Not only that, the malls are literally next to each other! Unlike in Kuching where malls are too far for you to walk from each other. KK also has a packed city centre. Like everything is there, you can just walk everywhere.

The best part of KK though is that you can see the Tunku Abdul Rahman Marine Park from the city. Its only 15 minutes boat ride from the jetty and it costs you about 15-80 ringgit, depending on how many islands you decide to go. There is Pulau Gaya, Pulau Manukan, Pulau Sapi, well thats all I could remember. There, the waters are crystal clear and you can see colorful fishes. You even get to feed them.

sold at stall otw to kundasang

Other than its oceans, Sabah is also famous for Mount Kinabalu, the tallest mountain in South East Asia. The weather there is chilly, it feels like the aircon is turned on. There are even strawberry, cabbage and carrot farms out there. My mum's friend also told us that you can go up there and take a picture of yourself at one of the flower gardens and bulak to other people that you actually went to europe. Hehe

Yup, I miss Sabah very much. Fortunately my dad says he's taking us to Sipadan/Mabul next year. Yipee! I'll keep my fingers crossed.

GaGa: Love or HATE?

Stefani Germanotta, widely known as Lady Gaga is an American singer/songwriter. She released top songs such as Just Dance, Pokerface, Paparazzi, Bad Romance, Born This Way and most recently, The Edge of Glory.

I'm not really a fan of Gaga, nor I'm a hater. For me, Gaga is just another singer, a mere speck of dust in this vast universe, a famous, chart-topping, butt-kicking speck of dust that is. My dad calls her Lady "Gagak", not because he hates her; he just doesn't know gaga has no K at the end. Some people, however go to the extremes like worshiping her and does the gaga pose (god knows how it is) and post them on facebook and stuffs. Worse still, they even change their names to lady gaga or (insert name) germanotta on facebook. Get a life people. You don't see me being Jurleo Bieber or Jurleo Belieber Forever <3 don't you?

Enough with the crap, lets get down to business. Here are reasons why  I love and hate lady Gaga:

Why I love gaga

1. She is unique- she is her very own and no one can tell her 'owh, you look like cher/madonna/britney spears!'

2. She writes killer good songs- Songs like Pokerface and Edge of Glory made me a fan of gaga. Her music is unique and fresh and makes people crank the volume up and just have a good time.

3. She makes britney look like a piece of DooDoo- Move over Britney!

Why I hate her

1. I believe she is antichrist.

2. She wears underwear while performing- I know you are Born This Way but nobody wants to see boobies and butts. (i know who does)

3. She can be very 'unique' at times- meat dress? arriving in an eggshell? Doesn't that scream ATTENTION WHORE to you? And don't get me started on those crazy outfits she puts on.  Alexander mcQueen must be so proud.

4. She changed. A LOT. If she was still the pokerface and just dance Gaga, I would so be Leo Germanotta right now. Lady Gaga changed from being a singer to a eccentrically-dressed singer to a fake-ur-death-onstage singer and lastly to a eggshell dwelling singer. What's next? No one can tell.

5. She calls her fans Little Monsters and she is the Mother Monster- I don't want to be anybody's monster, okay?

6. She's creepy.

Conclusion: I know, I know. Who am I to judge her. I am just a mere speck of dust in the vast universe, a far less famous, less butt-kicking dust. She can do whatever she wants, its her life not mine. But what I do have is the right to voice out my opinion and I'm pretty sure that's not illegal. So gaga, all the best. :)

April :)

First of all, welcome to May and most importantly, HAPPY MOMMA'S DAY!

Yea, itu dia. xD Its May already and as we say goodbye to April, lets see what kept me so busy.....

a. Choral Speaking~ Ugh =.= Trained my butt off only to lose to the ******. Never mind, highest marks ok?! :)

b. Solar Cooking~ Got 2nd place. yay me!

c. Public Speaking~ simpanan only, but still busy helping Vanessa to practice. 

See? that's a lot of 'ing'-ing's in one month for me. 

thats it for a short entry. wanna cook now. toodles!

BAHAHA

WARNING: non farmvillers and cityvillers may not get the point of this entry.

What day is today?? *saturday!*
And do you know what saturday means? *weekends!*
N to the O. This weekend aint fun man. You know why? Its because after sat is sun. Then after Sun is MONDAY.
Now, do you know what MOnday means?? *school =.='*
Yea.
Dahla my homework not yet finish. Wait, I'm not even sure IF I have any homework. *o*  Eh, gotgot. :P KHB and SEJ. Its not like I dont wanna do it but there are temptations that are hard to resist braddah. One of it is THIS. Yes, this blog. My typical day starts at 8/9/10 am (times may vary) and the first thing I do is to switch on the laptop. Well, just to check on my farmville (level 100 teehee!). Then I see my requests-I get a lot of em- Then I accept gifts. Then I use them. Then I harvest. Then I make my goods. After all that farmvilling, I thought to myself, "while youre at it, why not just check my cityville (level 58 teehee!)" Then I cityville and cityville and cityville. Before you know it.....
WHAT THE HELL, 12.30?
after realizing that 50% of the day is wasted, I take my bath and have breakfast/lunch. Then, I blog(depends on mood). Then I sleep. Then I wake up
WHAT THE HELL, 5.00?
Then saya makan and mandi manda and tengok tv. Before you know it,
WHAT THE HELL, 10.pm?
See, mana sempat want to do my homework. By 10pm all by brain juices are drained. Then I tidur. That's what I do for the past week.

WHAT THE HELL? HAHA.

picture has nothing to do with anything. just to remind you how sweet these sweets are. APAKA? -.-'

Don't your parents teach you manners?

Yeah, pissed off entry!. Hahah. Actually I'm not that pissed off. I'm just bewildered by the fact that some people don't have manners. And by manners I mean like at least have some chatting etiquette or something. This morning while I was onlining some guy started chatting me. I'm fine with people chatting with me. But at least start with a 'hi' or 'hello'. Ini tidak, terus cakap 'woi, sapa kau ah?'. WHAT THE HELL =.=' You think I aint go name woman? I have a name y'know. A nice one. ;) If you want to get to know people on facebook, have some manners. Maybe its fine for you to call strangers woi, but I find that very rude. I'm just sayin. And asking me who am I? WTH. If I'm the one adding you, never mind. Ini tak, pegi add orang pastu tanya lagi sapa. Menyesal aku pegi approve. Aiya manusia. So many ragam. So I took my precious time to compile a list of Do's and Don'ts. Well, just the correct way to start a conversation.

Correct:
Hi
Hello
Nice meeting you
Thanks for the add/app
mind to introduce yourself?
looking 4ward to being friends
*it is advised to add smileys like :) to make you look more friendly

Wrong:
Oi!
Wei!
H3Rl0w..... (wth is that?)
hYe.......,,,.,
hey sexeh (unless you want to be labelled ad a pevert, go ahead and use it )
*people who use capital and small letters alternately and/or substitute letters with numbers and use excessive punctuation marks are annoying. It takes time for you to write and it takes more time for people like me to read.

Bored =.='

Hi blog. :) I know I'm not updating my blog all the time now. I bet you my butt that if I leave my blog out in the wild, mushrooms will grow on it. Its just that I have so many work to do and at the end of the day, I feel exhausted and I'll say to myself; tomorrow lah update. sleep first. This procrastination thing has being going on for quite some time already. One day leads to another and soon before you'll know it, BAM! blog has mushrooms growing out of it. Hee 0.o

School's not been so kind to me either. After cny hols theres kelas tambahan. Then there's tuition. Well I'm kinda looking foward to start my tuition classes. Then there's Sukan Tahunan. omagosh. Sukan tahunan. Frankly, I'm not sure if I'm participating  but I've been joining latihan sukan for the past few weeks. Only acara balapan  of course, I'm not going to try out for acara padang even though people are paying me to(but if we talking serious cash, we'll see what I can do) ;-)

Here's the deal. When I was 10, I broke my hand during the long-jump tryouts. Since that very day, i stayed my way out of sports. Before all this I used to think sports is awesome. Now I'm worried I'm gonna break my hand. Well, having a broken hand is cool man, everything is done for you. But you have to go to the hospital and thats NOT my thing. Hospitals are creepy and they smell so anti-bacteria-y. I mean it wreaks medicine and sickly-smells. But the funny thing is, I like taking medicines. They're so awesome. HAHA. I know rite? Im weird. Don't have to tell me that.

Homework :O

If you go to school homework's are like a must. But gone are the days of matching the correct answers and fill in the blanks and reading books which have a 50:50 ratio of pictures and words. Hello to  literatures and book reports and essays and classical poems god knows what they're talking about. I tell you, I think its only a matter of time until I go cuckoo because of all this homework. I know some of you may be wondering why this chap is blogging about why he hates homework instead of just stop whining and start on his homework. Well, this blog is my responsibility and I made a commitment. *cewah*

When you are in form 3, there's LOTS of works. Yea, I know some of you will say 'wait till you get older' kinda stuffs. The teachers don't give too much time to finish these works either. I usually do my work last minute. For me, the idea always pops up at the very last minute. Idk why. Maybe thats natures defense mechanism for stressing out or something.

All of the subjects, my favorite homeworks will have to be Maths. Maths is awesome man. It may be complicated but thats the way I like. My least favorite will be KHB(living skills). Why? Since the past 3 years I've been writing notes. Lots of 'em. I bet my butt that I spent more time writing notes on KHB alone than in my primary school years. HAHA

But there's a quote by my dear friend Maria that I really like. It goes like this :

"Homework takes paper, paper is made of trees, trees make air, we need air to live. Homework is killing us!!"

Yeah! :D

awesome.

Who's awesome?

Awesome is a slang that means very impressive. You may notice that I use the awesome quite a number of time in this blog. (AH-SUM counts) Idk why I'm suddenly writing a post about words now. HAHA. So the reason why I use this word nowadays is because I saw this talking baby commercial for the Celcom 1+5 plan and it was so cute! I just love the way that baby says 'awesome'. Barney from How I Met Your Mother also used the word 'awesome' a lot. Its...awe...wait for it...some!

Thumbs up for talking babies!

If Only (Last post of 2010) :(

I know I posted a lot of New Year crap these few days. But I promise you, this will be my last post of 2010. Aww... so sad :( 2010 is over. I know my poem sucks but enjoy :)

Goodbye

Its not easy to say

Its not easy to let go

There are moments that are bad

There are moments that are sad :(

 But now you are going way

I wish forever you will stay

All these times I had with you

I am thankful everyday, 

for everything I had then

So cheers to you, 2010 :)

If only I could turn back time

If only you would not go away

But life goes on  24/7

Great things are in store for me

For a prosperous 2011

If only I can change what happened

If only I can correct my mistakes

If only they can forgive me

If only you can see what I can see

If only I can relive the moments of 2010

That would be the greatest gift from God to me

Cheers to 2010 and Happy New Year 2011

2010 ;)

Bye 2010 :( Today is the last day of 2010. Omgosh :O Tomorrow will be 2011. Ah, how time flies by. I am surely not looking forward to 2011. I wish time just stops at 11.59pm 31'st Dec 2010 and revert itself to 1 Jan 2010. Anyway, 2010 has been a great year for me. There are a lot of good things that happened. If only I can turn back time...

Goodbye 2010. Thank you for being such a wonderful and prosperous year. :)

And yes, hi 2011 =.=

10 Things Im Looking Forward Too In 2011

1. Gawai 2011

2. Christmas 2011

3. 2011 Year-end holidays

4. Vacation trips

5. Finishing my PMR

6. Meeting with my friends

7. Getting a new phone

8. Wearing my new uniforms. He.he.he

9. Not going home from school at 6.30pm

10. Watching TV in the afternoons

10 Things I'm Not Looking Forward Too in 2011

1. School

2. PMR

3. Waking up early

4. Eating breakfast at 6.30 am

5. Sleeping early

6. Growing up

7. Taekwondo classes

8. Writing

9. Homework

10. Stress. Haha. (I don't know if that counts)

Christmas is over? Damn

Christmas is over? Damn. I hate it. NO, not Christmas, Christmas is AWESOME. I hate the fact that Christmas is over. And I hate the fact that school is after christmas. I also hate the fact that I am gonna sit for my PMR next year. Curses thee ye public examinations. Yes, i almost forgot what I'm gonna say. Okay, on Christmas morning I went to Saint Faith's for Christmas day service and the preacher told us that christmas is actually a pagan celebration being Christianized. This means that no one knows when exactly Jesus was born. That means everyday could be Christmas. Ya hear that? EVERYDAY. This is real good news for me. That means I can celebrate Christmas everyday and put up my tree for the whole year. WeeHaa :D

How My Day Went Today

Hello people of planet Earth. I know this may sound boring to you but I just wanna share how my day went today. As you know, today is payday. So that means shopping. Christmas shopping to be exact. I woke up this morning at around 9. Then I played Cityville(without even brushing my teeth lol). Then my dad came in and told me to get ready coz we're goin somewhere. So I got dressed and we went out. That time I didn't know we were going shopping. First stop is "The Largest BATA Store in Kuching". How big it is you ask? For starters, my house is bigger than that BATA Store. Then we went to eTiQa office@ Jln. Tun Ahmad Zaidi Adruce because my dad has work to do there. Well only my dad went in. We his children stayed in the car. Did I mention that the car engine is still running? So much for being green. Speaking of green, I saw a Toyota Prius there and it was beautiful! and green too. 1 point goes to Prius. When i grow up, I want to buy a Murano AND a Prius!

A Murano...

and a Prius

Enough of that. Okay, so after there we went to Penrissen Point to buy our school uniforms. There I reloaded my DiGi for RM10 but it didn't came in. That means bye-bye RM10. I should have spent it on ice cream or something. Curses you card-less reload system and that handphone store lady. Few hours later we had lunch and round 2 of shoe shopping. This time at a different BATA store. There I bought 2 pairs of shoes. An interesting conversation came up between my dad and the salesgirl at the store:

Dad: Sudah habis SPM ka?

Girl: Belom. PMR next year.

Dad: Ooo. Sekarang ini 14 tahun la

Girl: Yup.

Dad: Sama la dengan saya punya anak(me). You ambik la dia punya fone num berkenalan

Girl: ? 

Me: Heh. *matchmaking fail*=.=

 Next destination was a store in Tabuan-BDC-Jln Song area. Idk where it is. There I bought a new pair of jeans. So now I have around 6 pairs of jeans alone. Half of them I seldom use because its too big for me =.=. My aunt bought those pair of jeans in KL. She buys like 45% of my wardrobe from KL. She says clothes there are cheaper. Hey, aunty has a point there. So I don't have to worry about what to wear for a long time.

What I bought from Bata :D

Finally we went for dinner at Kota Sentosa. We ate at the open air market because I wanted to eat satay. They make the best satay's there. Funny story, halfway through our meal it started to rain heavily and one of those thingy's that support the tents collapsed and we got all wet (outdoor dining+monsoon rain= drenched family). And you know what? we finished our meal before leaving! 

Update: I finally bought my DiGi at another store. This time I made sure I used the reload card. DiGi even threw in a free 2011 calendar. Cool! But still, I spent RM20 on RM10 worth of credit. DiGi people ,if you are reading this, please replace my RM10. XD

I Feel Dumb =.=

Just now I tried to calculate what's the answer for 1+1. Its 3 11 6 3 . Okay, I need a calculator. 

Ahh, thats more like it. Owh, its 2. Hehe :D

Heh. Im not THAT stupid. But this few weeks I fell dumb. Just now I was bored so I read my maths book. The first chapter was okay but everything after that was pure gibberish. I am amazed at myself for understanding it BEFORE. People say your brain cells die if you don't 'connect' them somehow. (Who said that? That host for Anmum Essential Tom Tom Bak said that.) Seriously, I think my brain cells are dwindling. I don't wanna be stupid. PMR is next year. I will need ALL of my brain cells if I wanna ace that test. If only there's a way to bring them back to life. Aha! maybe if I start to read they will spring back into action.*opens Dr Jekyl and Mr. Hyde, whatever its called* GAH, this is too hard. I cant take it. Too many words. The picture to word ratio is totally off. it should be words:picture = 100:1. HEY, I still got my mojo in maths after all! Okay, okay, calm down Jurleo. Chill braddah. I need to get my brain running full speed cause holiday's almost over. I MUST understand all this gibberish or I'm gonna be dead.

Book Cover. Commence Operation Not-Be-Dumb

Uh huh. Ok, ok. This goes here and here...

*tries reading maths formula*

Okay, after an agonizing hour 10 mins of reading maths formula and understanding it ( I think my brain bled in the process XD) I got bored so I played with my calculator. Two of them. Identical twins. Don't ask me why I have 2 calculators of the same type. Its a sensitive subject.

Meet Calculator and Kalkulator :)

So I forgot how to use it, so what? Im human okay.

Learning outcome: After an hour 10mins of learning and reading previous exercises made by student (me) himself, the student has gained nothing. In fact, the students brain bled right after opening his first book and reading the first page. This shows that none of his brain cells are active. That before he knocked his head on the door. The impact shook his brain so hard and that scared the living daylights out of the brain cells inhabiting it. That made them active and back to normal. In conclusion, student has regained normal brain capabilities. Student is able to recall formula of Pythagorus' Theorem, surface area of two dimensional shapes and lots of other stuffs.