Bored =.='

Hi blog. :) I know I'm not updating my blog all the time now. I bet you my butt that if I leave my blog out in the wild, mushrooms will grow on it. Its just that I have so many work to do and at the end of the day, I feel exhausted and I'll say to myself; tomorrow lah update. sleep first. This procrastination thing has being going on for quite some time already. One day leads to another and soon before you'll know it, BAM! blog has mushrooms growing out of it. Hee 0.o

School's not been so kind to me either. After cny hols theres kelas tambahan. Then there's tuition. Well I'm kinda looking foward to start my tuition classes. Then there's Sukan Tahunan. omagosh. Sukan tahunan. Frankly, I'm not sure if I'm participating  but I've been joining latihan sukan for the past few weeks. Only acara balapan  of course, I'm not going to try out for acara padang even though people are paying me to(but if we talking serious cash, we'll see what I can do) ;-)

Here's the deal. When I was 10, I broke my hand during the long-jump tryouts. Since that very day, i stayed my way out of sports. Before all this I used to think sports is awesome. Now I'm worried I'm gonna break my hand. Well, having a broken hand is cool man, everything is done for you. But you have to go to the hospital and thats NOT my thing. Hospitals are creepy and they smell so anti-bacteria-y. I mean it wreaks medicine and sickly-smells. But the funny thing is, I like taking medicines. They're so awesome. HAHA. I know rite? Im weird. Don't have to tell me that.

poopoo

I don't what to post today so I'm just gonna ask you one question. I know I'm crazy and weird but i'd really appreciate it if you answer. (tbh, better don't :p)

How often do you poo poo? XD

sorry justin bieber :)

Twitter

Guys, follow me on twitter! I have twitter for a few months now, but I rarely tweet cuz i don't think updating my status every few minutes or even hours is irrelevant. who in the world wants to know where are you know or when you eat or whether you went poo poo already. Unless you're like super duper famous or something. Then Im sure people will digg my poo poo-related tweets. lol.

So, follow me @ twitter.com/jurleonataleo or just search jurleonataleo. you'll find me there. I'll tweet if I have the chance. Its easier to tweet now thanks to twitter sms service's such as gladlycast and celcom twitter sms. God bless you guys.

The 8th And East

Hey, check out Henry Golding's latest vblog. Its on Youtube. Its called The 8th And East. I know most of you came to this blog because of him. hee ><.







Anyway, He'll be uploading a new episode later this day. So stay tuned to his channel

Peace out, my Funkinators! :D

Peribahasa 2.0 :)

Peribahasa baru (2.0). AMARAN: Tidak diiktiraf Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka. Jangan gunakan dalam esei kalau taknak kena pukul mcm main golf oleh cikgu BM anda. 

1. Terlajak perahu boleh diundur, terlajak kereta pun boleh undur, terlajak kapal terbang takde gear reverse, sori.

2. Bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita kahwin lain.

3. Sudahlah jatuh ditimpa pula tangga lepas tu tercium pulak tahi ayam.

4. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun & syampu.

5. Harimau mati meninggalkan belang, isteri mati meninggalkan gelang, suami mati meninggalkan hutang. (Itulah...lain kali jangan suruh suami beli gelang secara hutang)

6. Sebab mulut santan binasa sebab mulut juga... nasi pun habis.

7. Biar putih tulang jangan kuning gigi (gosok, jangan tak gosok tau)

8. Kalau tiada angin masakan pokok bergoyang kecuali kalau ada beruk atas pokok tu.

9. Malang tak berbau tapi kentut boleh berbau walaupun tak berbunyi.

10. Biar mati bini jangan mati anak (boleh kahwin lagi ape)

11. Alang-alang menyeluk perkasam biar sampai kepangkal ketiak.

12. Biar korek hidung jangan korek tabung.

13. Berakit-rakit kehulu, berenang-renang ketepian lama-lama jadi letih.

14. Sayangkan anak tangan-tangankan sayangkan isteri kahwin lagi satu.

15. Kalau padi katakan padi, tidak aku ternanti-nanti, kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi.....boleh blah.......

16. Harapkan pagar, pagar pun tak boleh harap.

17. Tempat jatuh lagikan dikenang inikan pula tempat kena saman.

18. Hujan emas dinegeri orang, hujan batu dinegeri sendiri, kalau macam tu lebih baik tak payah hujan.

19. Biar lambat asalkan perlahan.

20. Kalau tiada rotan, pelempang ajelah....

21. Habis madu, sepah jangan dibuang merata-rata.

22. Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi bulu tangkis badminton, pasti ayam kebogelan.

23. Air dicincang takkan putus tapi kalau daging dicincang tandanya ada kenduri

24. Kerbau berpegang pada tali, manusia berpegang gunakan tangan....

25. Pinggan tak retak nasi tak dingin, kalau orang tak hendak tandanya kita tak lawa.

26. Takkan lari gunung dikejar, tapi kalau tak kejar pun gunung tu takkan lari jugak.

27. Patah tumbuh, hilang report polis.

28. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi ahli sukan yang masuk acara angkat berat.

29. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya tak masuk Sukan Olimpik jugak.

30. Kalau ada jarum yang patah jangan disimpan di dalam peti, buang aje beli jarum yang baru.

31. Kalau ada sumur diladang, boleh hamba menumpang mandi, kalau ada umur yang panjang, bolehlah kita kahwin lari.......(nak tak?)

32. Kajang Pak Malau Kajang berlipat, Kajang hamba makan satay Kajang lagi best......

33. Kalau kail panjang sejengkal, belilah kail yang panjang sikit.

34. Kalau takut dilambung ombak janganlah berumah ditepi pantai, buat rumah jauh-jauh sikit dari pantai la ..

35. Pecah kaca pecah gelas, kalau dah pecah tu tak reti-reti nak ganti ke...

Enjoy :)
Peace out, my Funkinators!

Ding Ding

im chilling. so, wht cha doin?

nothing

looking for a song yg ada ding ding tu

ding ding?

eh, u use la track ID. costs only 20sen

huh? 20 sen pn mhl ba

its only 20 sen. no that much.

food costs more than 20 sen

jay,you know tht song kaa?

how?

ding ding?

yep

im gonna need more than ding ding

i dn't knw.. hmm tht sng byk ding ding ba

other words other than ding ding?

we don't give a ding ding ding ding

tht's all i know

pmpn yg nynyi tuu

owh, i know that song!

cute2 dia pny suara kan?

yep yep

damn i wish i know tht song

wait ah. searching

me toooo

sapa dpt dlu get 20 sens

wht?!

pay 20 cents to whoever findds it 1st

haiya

all right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=hBz5Rmc9l1Y&annotation_id=annotation_63189

i win

yay!

i give you rm1 laa

kesian u ba

YEAH!

haha. 20sens is enuf la

no la

ssh2 kmu jaakk

haha. i just saw it at yaho answers

*yahoo.

damn you r good

Wanna know what this conversation is about? Okay, Lucia and I was chatting and she asked me what's the title of the song that has ding ding. Ding ding? So we made a bet that whoever found it first wins 20sen. Guess what? I won. Yay! Turns out the song is called All About Him by Auburn. Its a nice song and it's not full of ding ding's like lucia claimed it to be. Guess who is 20 richer now? I am! Although she haven't paid me yet but I'm not worried at all because I know where she lives. MUAHAHA *evil laugh*

GLEE Season 2

There's two things I'm really looking forward too in January. One is working my butts off watching afternoon shows and another is the second season of GLEE! Yay glee! The 2nd season premiers on Jan 25 at Star World. Now I know some of you may be wondering why does this guy would wait till the show is on TV instead of just watching it on the internet. For starters, its no fun watching TV SHOWS anywhere except TV. Its like playing piano with your feet or making coffee with salt. That just aint right.

Anyway, there will be two new cast members this season. Chord Overstreet and Charice Pempengco.

Chord Overstreet

Charice 

Im not so sure 'bout Chord but I hear he's got a good voice. Charice on the other hand, WHOA. Breathtaking. She plays Sunshime Corazon, a student from the Philipines. Sure lookin foward to these two! I just love the trailer where charice was in the bathroom and then lea walked in and introduced herself in minimal english then charice said "I can totally speak English". HAHA. dont underestimate we asians. We are not that bad in english.