Hi, my name is Jurleo. I am just another regular kid. Like any other regular person on earth, I am a dreamer and I like to dream big. Whether its jet-setting to exotic locations to owning the latest gadgets to being just plain famous. However, I am very very very far from achieving these big dreams of mine. I am just another boy living in a plain little city three quarters of the world doesn't know about.
This is where aspiration kicks in. I don't expect all this lifestyle and other worldly possessions to come before me from thin air. Nor do I expect to win a lottery or win some contest or rob a bank to get money. What I want is to study hard, work hard and enjoy my fruits of labour the clean way; no strings attached. There is only one way to succeed, that is to learn. No matter if you are a student trying to ace your examinations or a singer trying make it big into the music scene, you will only succeed if you learn and never give up.
Me? Up until last year I have always wanted to be a pilot or engineer as I was fascinated with flying. But now I have let fate take its course and just hope I get a good job that pays well. Although my inner child does get loose sometimes and I dream to conquer the skies one day. Who knows, maybe I can be a pilot one day, who knows. I know it may sound cheesy and childish but hey, it is better then being stuck in a corporate world working from 9 to 5.
But before I can dream of living like pilots I should learn how to be a great one myself. Like I've said before, what you want is not usually what you get. You have to work hard to get it. In my case, that is to equip myself with all the necessary qualifications like being good in maths and geography.I don't think passengers would be comfortable putting their lives on the hands of a unqualified pilot. I know I wont.
Pilots aside, I would also like to live as a rich and famous man. No corruption, frauds and drugs here. Just living in a stable financial condition with more than enough spare changes to spend. Now you don't think rich and famous people just care for themselves? One point of being financially stable is to help others that are in need. If I had a lot of money I would help the local community first and lend a helping hand to charities. Donate to people who are in need. There are lots more to this world than worldly possessions. Just to see the look on someone's face after helping them is priceless. Its true what they say, money can't buy happiness. There is no point of life living like a king but also knowing that other people are suffering and you yourself too, are suffering.So be good, study smart, live life and thank God always.
Senin, 29 November 2010
Minggu, 28 November 2010
A Note To Supermarket/Hypermarket/Department Stores Staff and Customers
1. Stop asking me if i have a members card. No I don't have a members card. If I had a card I would have given it you in the first place. I'm not senile like those kiasu aunties for god sake.
2. Speaking of kiasu, please tell your kiasu customers not to queue in the express line if they bought two trolleyloads of groceries. I know theres a sale going on but there are customers who don't give a hoot if there is a sale or not. We just want to buy our groceries, coupon free.
3. The express line is called so for a reason. That is for people who buy less than 5 items and are in a hurry. Cashiers need to work faster and not ask every teenage customer if they have a members card. Only aunties carry members card. And if you have like 10 items but all of them are of the same kind, you are not entitled to queue there too.
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| Umm.. Sorry kid. You cant queue here. |
4. Stop hiring stalkers. Or thats just what they are supposed to be. Salesgirls tend to follow us every.single.step like we gonna steal or something. Especially in the cosmetics and toiletries department where they have those kaypoh salesgirl asking us what do we want to buy and suggesting this product and that product. Look missy, I know what I'm buying okay.
5. Its not called "environmentally friendly" if you pack fruits and veggies in individual plastic wrappers only to be put in a plastic bag which is then put in a "reusable shopping bag". And meats & fishes too. 2 layers of plastic bag? I mean the fishies and critters in the ocean would not like that. You guys use plastic like theres no tomorrow. I'm just sayin'.
How Popsey Met Mopsey
Much thanks to Veeyonce for featuring me in her blog. I feel like a million dollars already. And the answer to your million dollar question is no, no one and and i am not searching for the next few years. yes, I am such a gentleman like you said. Read her entry here.So Veeyonce and I planned to blog about each other in a desperate attempt to attract followers. Since she blogged about me already its my turn to blog. Maybe our 7 followers (total. yes, 7.) will actually enjoy this post.
Okay, this is the story of how we met and know each other:
We met back in 2004. Our dads were neighbors as kids and they used to play together. What a coincidence huh? So her family just moved in from Sibu and they used to play outside at around 3pm. And by they I mean Vanessa and her sister Lucia. They used to play their bikes all evening. I still remember Lucia had a purple bicycle and Vanessa a red one. So one day, they sent their granny to tell me that they wanna be friends. I was like "uh, okay".
Actually this we-want-to-be-friends-with-you thing had started earlier in school. Lucia was like being suspiciously nice to me at school. I don't know who she was back then and I didnt pay much attention to it. Until I saw her outside and thought to myself "HEY, this girl looks awfully familiar". Up until this point Lucia was doing all the work; being the elder one. Vanessa just came with the package I think. :p
So after this awkward introduction by their granny, we became friends and started hanging out. Great times, great times. That time I was 8 and Vanessa was 9. At school I was in 2 Putih and she 3 Biru. Few years later, we were still friends but I was closer to Vanessa as Lucia started studying for this lame thing called PMR I don't know if that test is useful anyway. I don't see myself applying for a glamorous job using that certificate. Despite that, i stiil wanna study hard and get 7A's. Anyway, we got closer over the years as we share the love of things we could have not afford. ie: iPhones, iPads, Macbooks, iPods (almost everything that has an apple logo on it), DSLR's, huge 3d TV's that are slimmer than my phone, anything touchscreen, trips to Seoul, the list goes on...
So I'm not gonna end this post with some sentimental notes that make people go aww because I'm not the kind of person that does that. Only wimps do that. And I'm not a wimp.
Okay, this is the story of how we met and know each other:
We met back in 2004. Our dads were neighbors as kids and they used to play together. What a coincidence huh? So her family just moved in from Sibu and they used to play outside at around 3pm. And by they I mean Vanessa and her sister Lucia. They used to play their bikes all evening. I still remember Lucia had a purple bicycle and Vanessa a red one. So one day, they sent their granny to tell me that they wanna be friends. I was like "uh, okay".
Actually this we-want-to-be-friends-with-you thing had started earlier in school. Lucia was like being suspiciously nice to me at school. I don't know who she was back then and I didnt pay much attention to it. Until I saw her outside and thought to myself "HEY, this girl looks awfully familiar". Up until this point Lucia was doing all the work; being the elder one. Vanessa just came with the package I think. :p
So after this awkward introduction by their granny, we became friends and started hanging out. Great times, great times. That time I was 8 and Vanessa was 9. At school I was in 2 Putih and she 3 Biru. Few years later, we were still friends but I was closer to Vanessa as Lucia started studying for this lame thing called PMR I don't know if that test is useful anyway. I don't see myself applying for a glamorous job using that certificate. Despite that, i stiil wanna study hard and get 7A's. Anyway, we got closer over the years as we share the love of things we could have not afford. ie: iPhones, iPads, Macbooks, iPods (almost everything that has an apple logo on it), DSLR's, huge 3d TV's that are slimmer than my phone, anything touchscreen, trips to Seoul, the list goes on...
So I'm not gonna end this post with some sentimental notes that make people go aww because I'm not the kind of person that does that. Only wimps do that. And I'm not a wimp.
Jumat, 26 November 2010
I Need Followers
People, please follow me. I've been working my ass backside off writing. Since asking in a nice way doesn't really help, I am going to threaten you guys! MUAHAHA. Follow me or else, I will follow you; literally! I know where you live. Don pray pray ah! So would you be so kind and click the follow button on the right side of this page. ---> ---> ---> THIS WAY, just in case you don't know where right is. Don'yt forget to follow and I will be glad to drop by your blog and follow. :)
Hotties 2: Henry Golding
He has proof. -_-
Don't know how to check your breasts? Henry Golding can help. I know someone who would totally love that. Hehe. You know who you are, Don't grin.
Hotties 1: Raina Hein
Who is Raina Hein you ask? Raina is a contestant in Americas Next Top Model Cycle 14. She became the runner-up in the series. She grew up in Minnetonka,Minnesota (god know where that is) and played volleyball during her teenage years.
Since the show, Raina has been finishing school. She’ll soon be graduating with a degree in broadcast journalism. In June of 2010, Raina is going to Dubai to be the Fall 2010 face of Symphony, a Dubai retailer. After seeing Raina on the show, they immediately contacted her through The CW network.
Before the show, Raina was signed with Moore Creative Talent, Ignite Models, Wehman Agency, and Agency Models and Talent. She is still on the boards at Ignite Models.
Kamis, 25 November 2010
New Segment
Hello Popseys and Mopseys. Today I'm proud to introduce a new segment on FFF. This segment is all about hotties. If I'm just gonna put female hotties in it then I am not doing any justice to my female readers. So ladies there is a male* section too. To make things fair I will post two hotties at a time. One of each gender. f. Your help is very much appreciated. :D Wait, I don't have a name for this segment. What do you think I should call it?
*Male hotties are picked by my dear friend Miss Veeyonce .
*Male hotties are picked by my dear friend Miss Veeyonce .
Selasa, 23 November 2010
A Letter From Tan Sri
Aritok mok berangan jadi Tan Sri. heheh. Adel, lama tak jadi tan sri. And yes, next year maybe kita balik sama lagi. Tp tak tau gi la.
*Note: Catatan ini ditulis oleh seorang Tan Sri yang kewarasan nya tidak terjamin. Inilah yang berlaku jika seseorang itu terlampau bosan. Kids, do not try this at home or in school.
So Tan Sri just want to say Tan Sri very the sorry because Tan Sri sangat busy this past few days. You know, Tan Sri got meeting with Mr. Facebook & Ms. Farmville.Very the sangat busy you know. My jam Cartier pun Tan Sri forgot where I letak. Nevermind, nanti I pergi beli lagi kat Singpore ya. Xper, murah je.
Atcually Tan Sri very the boring sebenarnya. All the conference calls with business partners Tan Sri kat New York. Huh, very the penat la. Nak pergi shopping pun susah, semua collection latest belum sampai lagi. This is why I tak suke shoping kat Malaysia ni. Lagi bagus Tan Sri and Datin Seri go shopping at Paris. Very the ada class. So atas. I ada beli aeroplane masa sale malaysia airlines that day but tan sri still cannot fly anywhere. Problemnya tan sri lupa nak include pilot in the package. So terpaksa lah tan sri beli sayur kat cameron highlands je. Pakai heli lagi tue. Eee.. Very Sempit la. Usually Tan Sri go to europe pegi beli sayur.
Tan Sri punya Ferrari & Lamborghini pun boleh pkai because lesen memandu dah expired. So have to suroh driver. I punye Merz E class pun I sudah derma kat pak Mat the gardener. Bukan apa, dah tak larat I want to take care. Tan Sri punya garage kan only boleh menampung 50 cars. Kenapa sikit sangat pun I tak tahu la.
For the mean time, Tan Sri only work from home. Tan Sri just text with YB Eunice Eugene Eustress and Cr.Joe with handphone gold plated Tan Sri. Very the ada class. I suke. Datin seri pun I dah berhari x nampak, maklumlah rumah besar sangat. But i think she already parey kenak makan alligator tan sri. Xpe, nanti I check.
*Note: Catatan ini ditulis oleh seorang Tan Sri yang kewarasan nya tidak terjamin. Inilah yang berlaku jika seseorang itu terlampau bosan. Kids, do not try this at home or in school.
Pet Peeves
What is a pet peeve you ask?
A pet peeve (or pet hate) is a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to him or her, to a greater degree than others may find it.
That I got from Wikipedia. I don't know how am i gonna live without it. Like many other people, I have my own pet peeves too. Lots of them to be exact. I guess I'm just the kind of person that gets bugged all the time. Enough of that, here are my top10 ( i ran out of time lol) 8 things that I find really annoying:
1. Using Text Language- Guys, please. If you are chatting with me, don't even wait for me to reply if you're writing like this: HyE!!!!!! wHaT aR3 u dOiNg????? . Thats a major no-no for me. It takes time to write it and also takes time to read. So don't waste your time typing things that I'll never reply to. h0w Do YoU f33l !f ! wRiTe 2 u lke ThiS??
2. Excessive Punctuation Marks- I know someone who does this. You know who you are. So stop doing that. You're just going to ruin your keyboard. I get it if you wanna put 3 or maybe 4 full stops in a row like this : Hmm... . But i don't get it if you do like this : Hy3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
3. Use of the word 'HuHu'- I dont know why I hate this but i think its how do you say, 'ngegeh'. They think they're so cute huh wanna use tht word. Huhu means sad but I would really appreciate it if you just stick to sad smiley :( . See? Much better right?
4. Toasters- Geez. One day I think I'm gonna get a heart attack because of those things. You are waiting for your toast; just staring at the toaster. Suddenly, BANG! Slices of bread flying out from the toaster. When I grow up, i think I wanna invent a toaster that gives warning if its almost done. And the bread pops up gently, not the catapult-into-the-air kinda stuff.
5. Attention Whores- Attention to attention whores, I hate attention whores. They are so desperate for attention they would do anything; I mean anything. Like saying : "Omagosh, I am soo ugly" or "I'm fat" just that people can deny it and say they are pretty in their on way or no they're not fat and such. If some attention whore says things like that next time I'm just gonna say 'Yea you are'.
6. Night Time- Have you ever been the last one to sleep at night and you hear creepy noises and start imagining things even though you force yourself not to think about it. Well, I deal with that almost every noght. Maybe reading True Singapore Ghost Stories alone in my room in the middle of the night wasn't such a good idea after all.
7. Borrowers- I'm not stingy but if you borrow my things you better give it back. I hate it when someone borrows my stuff and i forget about it until when i need it. Especially things like my pen, eraser, etc. And when I ask for it you say "I gave it you already" or "He borrowed it just now".
8. Buying things- Ever had a situation when you go to the store because you want to buy that one thing but you end up buying tons of other things? And forgot to buy that one single thing. It annoys me. Not only do I have to back to the store again; that cashier lady gives me the "its him again" look.
A pet peeve (or pet hate) is a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to him or her, to a greater degree than others may find it.
That I got from Wikipedia. I don't know how am i gonna live without it. Like many other people, I have my own pet peeves too. Lots of them to be exact. I guess I'm just the kind of person that gets bugged all the time. Enough of that, here are my top
1. Using Text Language- Guys, please. If you are chatting with me, don't even wait for me to reply if you're writing like this: HyE!!!!!! wHaT aR3 u dOiNg????? . Thats a major no-no for me. It takes time to write it and also takes time to read. So don't waste your time typing things that I'll never reply to. h0w Do YoU f33l !f ! wRiTe 2 u lke ThiS??
2. Excessive Punctuation Marks- I know someone who does this. You know who you are. So stop doing that. You're just going to ruin your keyboard. I get it if you wanna put 3 or maybe 4 full stops in a row like this : Hmm... . But i don't get it if you do like this : Hy3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
3. Use of the word 'HuHu'- I dont know why I hate this but i think its how do you say, 'ngegeh'. They think they're so cute huh wanna use tht word. Huhu means sad but I would really appreciate it if you just stick to sad smiley :( . See? Much better right?
4. Toasters- Geez. One day I think I'm gonna get a heart attack because of those things. You are waiting for your toast; just staring at the toaster. Suddenly, BANG! Slices of bread flying out from the toaster. When I grow up, i think I wanna invent a toaster that gives warning if its almost done. And the bread pops up gently, not the catapult-into-the-air kinda stuff.
5. Attention Whores- Attention to attention whores, I hate attention whores. They are so desperate for attention they would do anything; I mean anything. Like saying : "Omagosh, I am soo ugly" or "I'm fat" just that people can deny it and say they are pretty in their on way or no they're not fat and such. If some attention whore says things like that next time I'm just gonna say 'Yea you are'.
6. Night Time- Have you ever been the last one to sleep at night and you hear creepy noises and start imagining things even though you force yourself not to think about it. Well, I deal with that almost every noght. Maybe reading True Singapore Ghost Stories alone in my room in the middle of the night wasn't such a good idea after all.
7. Borrowers- I'm not stingy but if you borrow my things you better give it back. I hate it when someone borrows my stuff and i forget about it until when i need it. Especially things like my pen, eraser, etc. And when I ask for it you say "I gave it you already" or "He borrowed it just now".
8. Buying things- Ever had a situation when you go to the store because you want to buy that one thing but you end up buying tons of other things? And forgot to buy that one single thing. It annoys me. Not only do I have to back to the store again; that cashier lady gives me the "its him again" look.
Minggu, 21 November 2010
Jumat, 19 November 2010
The Amazing Race Asia 4
Since S1 I've been hooked to this reality show. When I grow up I wanna join TARA and get to ride planes for free. Wee!! In season 2 theres Vanessa and Pamela Chong, sisters of Vince Chong. They got first runner up; not bad. Season 3 saw famous Malaysian actress Ida Nerina and her partner
Team Ivan and Hilda from Kuching. Ivan works as a fitness instructor/ uni lecturer and Tengku Hilda (don't mess with her, shes a tengku :p), a researcher. I love watching them compete but things took a wrong turn as Hilda sprained her ankle in the first leg of the race. From there on she's been always complaining about how she can't run and in almost every challenge gerenti punya she will shout to Ivan telling him to slow down or wait for her. LOL
Team Ethan and Khairie from KL. They met in Monash but bonded together in a study trip to Cambodia where they were room mates. They're my favorite team so far. I just love Ethan and his funny happy-go-lucky attitude while Khairie is the more calm and organized one in this odd mismatch. My favorite moment is during the NZ leg of the race where Ethan became the 'sheep whisperer'. The sheep actually listened to him! However, he's not so goos with cows. Once, a cow tried to attack him in Bali.
Sadly, both teams were eliminated from the race. what the *** (since I promised this blog doesn't contain any adult themes, i'm just gonna' say jumping jellyfishes). What the jumping jellyfishes. Its sad to see that none of the teams from Malaysia made it into the top 3. Such a disappointment since team Malaysia made into the top 3 in ALL the past seasons. Nevermind, lets give the other countries the chance. I'm gonna choose team daddy and daughter(Natasha & Hussein) after this. Hope they can win. CRUSH THE RICHARDS!!!. WOOHOO!!!
Catch The Amazing Race Asia Season 4, Thursdays 9PM only on AXN
Rabu, 17 November 2010
I pissed on a puppet because I was horny
Got this from Vanessa . God bless ya popsey. You should try this! I got 'I pissed on a puppet because I'm horny.' Whaddaya mean by that?
Photosessions Of a Once Cute Child
When I was little I LOVED taking photos. There are photos of me everywhere I go. Let's just say that I'm a camwhore when I was a kid. Hey, you can't blame me; I was cute back then.
Me!
Me and my grandma
Ahh.. Little Jurleo
Me at the old KIA terminal
Before ya walk, ya crawl
The names Bond. James Bond
'Wheeha!' with my mummy :D
This is me after performing live at Madison Square garden. HAHA
Bath Time! Hee ^.^
I don't know when and where this picture was taken.
Everybody's like 'Wha'?' and I'm like 'Cheese!'
Merry Christmas! (don't ask me why is the Christmas tree is leaning)
Kindergarten
Lunch. Duh
I'm pretty sure Jesus saw me doing that.
" Teh O kecik satu ah!"
Photoshoot in the backyard. Noice!
<3 Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, Happy Birthday Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to me! <3
Ya' know what? I kinda look like that kid in the banner. hahah
Shasha,Jurleo,Azmin and Cikgu Diana
The Shepherds. Asian Style.
Selasa, 16 November 2010
Senin, 15 November 2010
Dumb Laws
Dumb Laws in:
Thailand
1. You must wear a shirt when driving a car ( i know someone who doesn't)
2. It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. (i know someone who does that too)
Switzerland
1. Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday. (what the?)
2. You may not wash your car on a Sunday.
3. It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM
Singapore
1. Bungee jumping is illegal.
2. The sale of gum is prohibited.
3. If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer. (haiya, so pity)
Italy
1. A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt. (watch out you pondans!)
Canada
1. When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn. (why would you water the lawns when its rainig btw?)
2. Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow. (in what colour do they make it then? pink?)
3. It’s illegal to climb trees. (canada is soo anti-tarzan and monkeys)
France
1. It is illegal to kiss on railways in France.
2. An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.
1. You must wear a shirt when driving a car ( i know someone who doesn't)
2. It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. (i know someone who does that too)
1. Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday. (what the?)
2. You may not wash your car on a Sunday.
3. It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM
1. Bungee jumping is illegal.
2. The sale of gum is prohibited.
3. If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer. (haiya, so pity)
1. A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt. (watch out you pondans!)
1. When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn. (why would you water the lawns when its rainig btw?)
2. Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow. (in what colour do they make it then? pink?)
3. It’s illegal to climb trees. (canada is soo anti-tarzan and monkeys)
1. It is illegal to kiss on railways in France.
2. An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.
Minggu, 14 November 2010
Laughs
HEHE- Cheeky laugh. Eg: "I stole that from the shop. Hehe." Also can be used as a chuckle sound after being praised. Eg: "Wow, u so hensem la!" "hehe"
Heh- Not really a laugh. Used for dismissing something. Eg: "Oi, i saw you cheating yesterday!" "Heh. waygot la. Fren only"
Huhu- Means being sad or disappointed. I dont get it actually why people use this. For me, it sounds annoying. Especially when they add 'x' at the end; becoming 'huhux'. WHAT DOES THAT FRIKIN MEAN??! So please, if you tryna' chat with me, please dont use huhu. Unless you wanna get smacked in the head or something.
English or Malay?
I've been wondering for a while whether to write posts in this blog in English or malay. Well, I'm more comfortable writing in english but perfect english is too damn complicated. I'll be better off writing in Ah Beng engrish or Manglish. Haiya, like dis more easy one leh. no need perfect perfect english wan liao or we just campur the english sodet very the cepat we write. HAHA. So I think I'm gonna write posts in english and malay. anglish or malay? english or malay? Hey, why not english AND malay? Heck, why didn't i think of that earlier? Hee... ^.^
Jumat, 12 November 2010
Cody Simpson
-From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Today's post is about Cody Simpson, the latest and most probably youngest music act from Down South. This 13 year old
kid first started out making videos on youtube covering songs like 'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz. HE was then discovered by Shawn
Campbell, a well known music producer. His singles include "iYiYi" feat. Flo Rida, Summertime, One and Perfect.
Personal View: I think he's a wonderful artist. I wish i was as talented as him. :p. his songs are catchy too. Can't get them out of my head, especially Summertime and
iyiyi. At 13 years, he has lots of obstacles to overcome in his life. Although most people compare him to Justin Bieber,
I think they have nothing in common; minus the fact that they are very talented and richer than me.Cody's music is more like chill out, havin' fun kinda' style while
Justin is more cool and energetic.
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