Bored =.='

Hi blog. :) I know I'm not updating my blog all the time now. I bet you my butt that if I leave my blog out in the wild, mushrooms will grow on it. Its just that I have so many work to do and at the end of the day, I feel exhausted and I'll say to myself; tomorrow lah update. sleep first. This procrastination thing has being going on for quite some time already. One day leads to another and soon before you'll know it, BAM! blog has mushrooms growing out of it. Hee 0.o

School's not been so kind to me either. After cny hols theres kelas tambahan. Then there's tuition. Well I'm kinda looking foward to start my tuition classes. Then there's Sukan Tahunan. omagosh. Sukan tahunan. Frankly, I'm not sure if I'm participating  but I've been joining latihan sukan for the past few weeks. Only acara balapan  of course, I'm not going to try out for acara padang even though people are paying me to(but if we talking serious cash, we'll see what I can do) ;-)

Here's the deal. When I was 10, I broke my hand during the long-jump tryouts. Since that very day, i stayed my way out of sports. Before all this I used to think sports is awesome. Now I'm worried I'm gonna break my hand. Well, having a broken hand is cool man, everything is done for you. But you have to go to the hospital and thats NOT my thing. Hospitals are creepy and they smell so anti-bacteria-y. I mean it wreaks medicine and sickly-smells. But the funny thing is, I like taking medicines. They're so awesome. HAHA. I know rite? Im weird. Don't have to tell me that.

poopoo

I don't what to post today so I'm just gonna ask you one question. I know I'm crazy and weird but i'd really appreciate it if you answer. (tbh, better don't :p)

How often do you poo poo? XD

sorry justin bieber :)

Twitter

Guys, follow me on twitter! I have twitter for a few months now, but I rarely tweet cuz i don't think updating my status every few minutes or even hours is irrelevant. who in the world wants to know where are you know or when you eat or whether you went poo poo already. Unless you're like super duper famous or something. Then Im sure people will digg my poo poo-related tweets. lol.

So, follow me @ twitter.com/jurleonataleo or just search jurleonataleo. you'll find me there. I'll tweet if I have the chance. Its easier to tweet now thanks to twitter sms service's such as gladlycast and celcom twitter sms. God bless you guys.

The 8th And East

Hey, check out Henry Golding's latest vblog. Its on Youtube. Its called The 8th And East. I know most of you came to this blog because of him. hee ><.







Anyway, He'll be uploading a new episode later this day. So stay tuned to his channel

Peace out, my Funkinators! :D

Peribahasa 2.0 :)

Peribahasa baru (2.0). AMARAN: Tidak diiktiraf Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka. Jangan gunakan dalam esei kalau taknak kena pukul mcm main golf oleh cikgu BM anda. 

1. Terlajak perahu boleh diundur, terlajak kereta pun boleh undur, terlajak kapal terbang takde gear reverse, sori.

2. Bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita kahwin lain.

3. Sudahlah jatuh ditimpa pula tangga lepas tu tercium pulak tahi ayam.

4. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun & syampu.

5. Harimau mati meninggalkan belang, isteri mati meninggalkan gelang, suami mati meninggalkan hutang. (Itulah...lain kali jangan suruh suami beli gelang secara hutang)

6. Sebab mulut santan binasa sebab mulut juga... nasi pun habis.

7. Biar putih tulang jangan kuning gigi (gosok, jangan tak gosok tau)

8. Kalau tiada angin masakan pokok bergoyang kecuali kalau ada beruk atas pokok tu.

9. Malang tak berbau tapi kentut boleh berbau walaupun tak berbunyi.

10. Biar mati bini jangan mati anak (boleh kahwin lagi ape)

11. Alang-alang menyeluk perkasam biar sampai kepangkal ketiak.

12. Biar korek hidung jangan korek tabung.

13. Berakit-rakit kehulu, berenang-renang ketepian lama-lama jadi letih.

14. Sayangkan anak tangan-tangankan sayangkan isteri kahwin lagi satu.

15. Kalau padi katakan padi, tidak aku ternanti-nanti, kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi.....boleh blah.......

16. Harapkan pagar, pagar pun tak boleh harap.

17. Tempat jatuh lagikan dikenang inikan pula tempat kena saman.

18. Hujan emas dinegeri orang, hujan batu dinegeri sendiri, kalau macam tu lebih baik tak payah hujan.

19. Biar lambat asalkan perlahan.

20. Kalau tiada rotan, pelempang ajelah....

21. Habis madu, sepah jangan dibuang merata-rata.

22. Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi bulu tangkis badminton, pasti ayam kebogelan.

23. Air dicincang takkan putus tapi kalau daging dicincang tandanya ada kenduri

24. Kerbau berpegang pada tali, manusia berpegang gunakan tangan....

25. Pinggan tak retak nasi tak dingin, kalau orang tak hendak tandanya kita tak lawa.

26. Takkan lari gunung dikejar, tapi kalau tak kejar pun gunung tu takkan lari jugak.

27. Patah tumbuh, hilang report polis.

28. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi ahli sukan yang masuk acara angkat berat.

29. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya tak masuk Sukan Olimpik jugak.

30. Kalau ada jarum yang patah jangan disimpan di dalam peti, buang aje beli jarum yang baru.

31. Kalau ada sumur diladang, boleh hamba menumpang mandi, kalau ada umur yang panjang, bolehlah kita kahwin lari.......(nak tak?)

32. Kajang Pak Malau Kajang berlipat, Kajang hamba makan satay Kajang lagi best......

33. Kalau kail panjang sejengkal, belilah kail yang panjang sikit.

34. Kalau takut dilambung ombak janganlah berumah ditepi pantai, buat rumah jauh-jauh sikit dari pantai la ..

35. Pecah kaca pecah gelas, kalau dah pecah tu tak reti-reti nak ganti ke...

Enjoy :)
Peace out, my Funkinators!

Ding Ding

im chilling. so, wht cha doin?

nothing

looking for a song yg ada ding ding tu

ding ding?

eh, u use la track ID. costs only 20sen

huh? 20 sen pn mhl ba

its only 20 sen. no that much.

food costs more than 20 sen

jay,you know tht song kaa?

how?

ding ding?

yep

im gonna need more than ding ding

i dn't knw.. hmm tht sng byk ding ding ba

other words other than ding ding?

we don't give a ding ding ding ding

tht's all i know

pmpn yg nynyi tuu

owh, i know that song!

cute2 dia pny suara kan?

yep yep

damn i wish i know tht song

wait ah. searching

me toooo

sapa dpt dlu get 20 sens

wht?!

pay 20 cents to whoever findds it 1st

haiya

all right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=hBz5Rmc9l1Y&annotation_id=annotation_63189

i win

yay!

i give you rm1 laa

kesian u ba

YEAH!

haha. 20sens is enuf la

no la

ssh2 kmu jaakk

haha. i just saw it at yaho answers

*yahoo.

damn you r good

Wanna know what this conversation is about? Okay, Lucia and I was chatting and she asked me what's the title of the song that has ding ding. Ding ding? So we made a bet that whoever found it first wins 20sen. Guess what? I won. Yay! Turns out the song is called All About Him by Auburn. Its a nice song and it's not full of ding ding's like lucia claimed it to be. Guess who is 20 richer now? I am! Although she haven't paid me yet but I'm not worried at all because I know where she lives. MUAHAHA *evil laugh*

GLEE Season 2

There's two things I'm really looking forward too in January. One is working my butts off watching afternoon shows and another is the second season of GLEE! Yay glee! The 2nd season premiers on Jan 25 at Star World. Now I know some of you may be wondering why does this guy would wait till the show is on TV instead of just watching it on the internet. For starters, its no fun watching TV SHOWS anywhere except TV. Its like playing piano with your feet or making coffee with salt. That just aint right.

Anyway, there will be two new cast members this season. Chord Overstreet and Charice Pempengco.

Chord Overstreet

Charice 

Im not so sure 'bout Chord but I hear he's got a good voice. Charice on the other hand, WHOA. Breathtaking. She plays Sunshime Corazon, a student from the Philipines. Sure lookin foward to these two! I just love the trailer where charice was in the bathroom and then lea walked in and introduced herself in minimal english then charice said "I can totally speak English". HAHA. dont underestimate we asians. We are not that bad in english.

Its Saturday!

Hey peeps, its Saturday! And yes, sorry for leaving you blog. And you know what Saturday means? Facebook blogging farmville watching tv  doing my homework. I have like tons of homework to do. YAY =.= You name it, I have it. Maths? English? Bahasa? Geography? I have so many homework's that if I stack it on top of each other astronauts can climb it till the moon. Okay, that may be exaggerating but you get my point right? But I'll try to my hw's ASAP so that I can blog all weekend. HEHE *grins*

One more thing, American Idol S10 is on! Yay! Although that show is kinda lapuk already but I'm excited to see the new panel of judges. Will they be a meanie like Simon? Or not. Anyway, catch AI on Star World every Thurs & Fri 6pm MAL.

Peace out, my Funkinators!

Is Facebook Shutting Down?

Is facebook shutting down? Thats the question that's been popular recently in my FB wall. So is facebook really shutting down? I believe the answer is NO. N to the O. This rumor is first reported on World weekly news or Weekly World news or whatever world news (something like that) and damn it spread like wildfire. It spread so fast that even the whole school is talking about it. According to that tabloid, the founder of Facebook quoted this:

"Facebook has gotten out of control," said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, "and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness."


Well that aint right man. Why in the world would a billionaire would give up all this? Better give it to people who the need the $ (me). haha. So in conclusion to this short and meaningful post, facebook is not shutting down. So close your textbooks and open your facebook. SOURCE: WASHINGTON POST

Homework :O

If you go to school homework's are like a must. But gone are the days of matching the correct answers and fill in the blanks and reading books which have a 50:50 ratio of pictures and words. Hello to  literatures and book reports and essays and classical poems god knows what they're talking about. I tell you, I think its only a matter of time until I go cuckoo because of all this homework. I know some of you may be wondering why this chap is blogging about why he hates homework instead of just stop whining and start on his homework. Well, this blog is my responsibility and I made a commitment. *cewah*

When you are in form 3, there's LOTS of works. Yea, I know some of you will say 'wait till you get older' kinda stuffs. The teachers don't give too much time to finish these works either. I usually do my work last minute. For me, the idea always pops up at the very last minute. Idk why. Maybe thats natures defense mechanism for stressing out or something.

All of the subjects, my favorite homeworks will have to be Maths. Maths is awesome man. It may be complicated but thats the way I like. My least favorite will be KHB(living skills). Why? Since the past 3 years I've been writing notes. Lots of 'em. I bet my butt that I spent more time writing notes on KHB alone than in my primary school years. HAHA

But there's a quote by my dear friend Maria that I really like. It goes like this :

"Homework takes paper, paper is made of trees, trees make air, we need air to live. Homework is killing us!!"

Yeah! :D

Amazing Talents: Ryan Higa (nigahiga)

Nigahiga is a popular YouTube channel created by Japanese-American Ryan Higa and friends Sean Fujiyoshi, Tim Enos and Tarynn Nago (known collectively as "The Yabo Crew")'. Since relocating to Las Vegas to study filmmaking at UNLV,^[1] Higa's videos are usually solo efforts except during school breaks when he sometimes visits Hilo and collaborates with the Yabo Crew.^[2] They are known for their YouTubecomedy videos, which have been viewed over 600 million times.^[3] As of December 21, 2010, Higa's YouTube channel, nigahiga, has over 3 million subscribers and is the most subscribed YouTube channel of all time ahead of such prominent Youtube users as Smosh, RayWilliamJohnson, ShaneDawsonTV and Fred.^[4]

That is the description from Wikipedia. Now for some of you who've never heard of Nigahiga, I think you're living under a nutshell. Why? Because his videos are like one of the most viewed videos on Youtube. This guy truly has an amazing amusing talent. He's funny man. Real funny. If you see his videos you'll know what I mean. 

For me, my favorite series will be his Skitzo's. In Skitzo Ryan Higa plays all the characters in the video namely R-Dizzle, Hanate, Regina and Ryan himself. 

"If he's Boob can I be Regina? XD"

Moral of the story: Don't eat if you don't want babies

Why are you talking to yourself?

A few days ago during History class while the teacher was teaching my friend who sat next to me asked
"Why are you talking to yourself?"
"Huh?"
This morning again, during a prize-giving ceremony another dear friend asked
"What are you doing? It seems that you are talking to yourself"
People, NO, I am NOT talking to myself. I not that loco okay. If you've ever seen me in the class or in any boring occasions with my hands over my mouth and talking or something like that, I AM NOT, I repeat I AM NOT talking to myself. HAHA. I'm just sing or humming to myself. Its my defense mechanism against boredom and such. I don't know why but during classes it actually helps me to concentrate better. Now I know some people are asking me questions on how to study and sorts. The truth is, I don't study at all till the last minute. For me, the facts stay fresh in my head if I revise them later.

Okay, back to the singing thing. If I'm bored I sing to myself. Not the American Idol tryouts kind of way, just humming to myself. Maybe the person next to me will hear sounds and ramblings; maybe that's why they keep on asking. I don't really recommend you to do this but if you wanna try out my tips its okay. But do it at your own risk. I don't want anybody blaming me for not paying attention in class. Ya hear that? I don't want to be responsible for anything.

So to the people who ever asked me, now you know why. So stop pestering me with questions and strange looks when I'm in the middle of singing the chorus of "We Wish You A merry Christmas"

I may look like this in the class but my brain is actually vacationing in the Bahamas :P

An apology.

Hi readers. I know that you've noticed that I don't blog much these few days. I'm sorry. Its not that I don't wanna blog. Its just that I don't have the time to blog. I have a life too you know.

My New Favorite Song! :)

Sorry, I may have jumped on the bandwagon a lil too late here. :D Oh well. So idk if this is their latest single because this vid is up for a long time already. Anyway, enjoy this AWESOME song! Ah-some! you know whats awesome-r that this sing? Jordan Witzigreuter
lyrics:

The Ready Set- More Than Alive

I don't wanna slow down.
You go for seconds and days
I live for moments to say
That I may never get a second chance
Don't throw it away
Living for dollars and dimes
They'll all diminish in time
Oh let that motion come crashing
Like a plane from the sky
It was a long ride down the east coast
In a city can't keep
Could you keep up on your feet?
And I was struck down by the west coast
It was a quarter to three but I don't do sleep

Follow the freeway
Break the routine
Cuz everything is second to your dreams
If this is the green light
Take what you need
And break out of this hospital scene
I'm running through a stop sign
Cutting out the break lights
I don't want to slow slow slow slow down down
I'm running through a stop sign
Living so it feels right
I don't want to slow slow slow slow down down
Don't wanna slow it down

Thought I'd give impatience a try
Got a little enveloped in time
Cuz I watch you come and watch it go
And it don't seem right
Living for speed limit signs
Ignore and cross every line
Gotta let emotion take you over 20 miles at a time

Follow the freeway
Break the routine
Cuz Everything is second to your dreams
If this is the green light
Take what you need
And break out of this hospital scene
I'm running through a stop sign
Cutting out the break lights
I don't wanna slow slow slow slow down down
I'm running through a stop sign
Living so it feels right
I don't want to slow slow slow slow down down
Don't wanna slow it down

I'm running through stop sign
Got the world on my side
No break lights feeling more than alive
But it's so bright see the city shine on shine on tonight tonight
I'm running through stop sign
Got the world on my side
No break lights feeling more than alive
But it's so bright city shine on tonight shine on shine on tonight tonight
Shine on Shine on tonight

Follow the freeway
Break the routine
Cuz Everything is second to your dreams
If this is the green light
Take what you need
And break out of this hospital scene
I'm running through a stop sign
Cutting out the break lights
I don't wanna slow slow slow slow down down
I'm running through a stop sign
Living so it feels right
I don't want to slow slow slow slow down down
Don't wanna slow it down
I'm running through a stop sign
Countin up the break lights
I don't wanna slow slow slow slow down down
I'm running through a stop sign
Living so it feels right
I don't want to slow slow slow slow down down
Don't wanna slow it down slow it down slow it down

awesome.

Who's awesome?

Awesome is a slang that means very impressive. You may notice that I use the awesome quite a number of time in this blog. (AH-SUM counts) Idk why I'm suddenly writing a post about words now. HAHA. So the reason why I use this word nowadays is because I saw this talking baby commercial for the Celcom 1+5 plan and it was so cute! I just love the way that baby says 'awesome'. Barney from How I Met Your Mother also used the word 'awesome' a lot. Its...awe...wait for it...some!

Thumbs up for talking babies!

First day of school

As you all know, I went to school just now. :P Being in the morning sessions is bot bad, but its not good. I have to wake up at 5.30 am. Then freeze myself to death. Then my tummy starts making weird noises all morning. Met all my friends. Then the teachers came in. Thats when the toture begins. One of the tachers threatened to throw our books out if we didn't complete our works. But all the other teachers are okay. I hope 2moro weill be better. Wish me luck! :)

Last few minutes of freedom

In about 45 minutes, I am going to bed. Then I'm waking up into a brand new day! First day of school! First day I'm in Form 3 (GAH< PMR><) First day in morning session. I hope morning session is better than afternoon session. I'm pretty nervous, I hope the teachers are not fierce. I met my class teacher and she's nice. I hope the other teachers are nice too. And for PMR, I'm waiting for 'ya. No matter how much I say I hate you there's nothing I can do to avoid sitting for the test. Well maybe I can move to Australia but thats surely not an option, for now. :) So want it or not, I have to prepare myself. I actually like having a hectic schedule. Just like when I'm 12 and sitting for my UPSR. But that's old news. I hope I can accomplish at least something in my life this year. When Justin Bieber was 15 he's famous. I'm not expecting worldwide status but at least something. So guys, wish me luck! :) Toodles, I'm going to  bed now.

Ready For School!

It feels just like yesterday is the last day of school .But the first day of school starts tomorrow. For people who can't seem to accept reality like me, this is a bummer. However, I'm pretty excited and nervous for tomorrow. I can't wait to see all my friends and learn. GAH, AT LAST! I can learn and be smart. Sriously, I don't think by brain cells survived this holiday season. We'll see tomorrow.

I finally cut my nails just now. My mom kepps on nagging me to cut em since before Christmas. I don't want to because long nails have many uses you know. Try scratching your back with long nails. It feels good! I can also touch icky things without using my finger directly. But my school doesn't allow its students to keep long nails. ><

I also had a haircut just now. My usual hairdresser is packed so we tried going to a hair studio. Yes, funky hair studios with loud music and male hairdressers and korean-wannabe customers. My dad says we neded a change once in a while. The whole time the hairdresser was doing my hair, I kept on reciting the Lords Prayer because I was so scared it didn't turn out well. Well you know what? It worked! It did turn out well :)

First Post of 2011!

Yay! Happy New year everyone! Its 2011. 01.01.2011, what a nice date. Today is the first day of 2011 and also my sister;s birthday. So happy birthday sistah. Today I'm not going to post a lot because I'm so freakin tired  right now. I've been busy since 8am till now. Well now Im busy blogging. lol So I don't know actually what to post. Just enhoy my blog and don't forget to follow. Please, please people, do follow. It would mean a lot to me. I really appreciate it. :) Cheers people!