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Sexy Juice Recipe (14Feb Special)

First of all, happy valentines day. Actually, today doesn't mean anything to me. Haha. Man, im so heartless. Okay, I wanna write a post about valentine but I'm not that good in this lovey-dovey thingy. So I'll just post about how to make "Sexy Juice"

What is "Sexy Juice" you ask? Actually there is no such thing as Sexy Juice. Unless, THERE IS. Waaait! o.0 I don't want to know. Sexy juice is actually called Chocolate ganache. I know right? soo not sexeh. Ganache sounds like some italian old man or something. Ok, enough crap talk. Here it is:

Sexy Juice (Chocolate Ganache)

Things you'll need:
7 oz Dark Chocolate (break into tiny pieces)
3/4 cups(180ml) Heavy cream  or Nestle cream (you can buy those at everrise)

Steps:
1. Heat cream under medium fire until simmering
2. In a heatproof bowl, whisk those two ingredients together.
3. Wait a minute
4. Whisk again
5. Wait for 30 mins for it to thicken.
6. Enjoy sexy juice with biscuits or fruits. Or put in fridge for the whole night so that it can be used for cake frosting.

Heat cream

End product. Sexy huh?

Dip it in biscuits. Yum!

Use sexy juice to coat cake

p/s: can be kept in fridge for a week. although will be not as sexy. gonna be like choki choki.

friends

yesterday during english class our teacher told us to do a presentation about a rather interesting topic. F.R.I.E.N.D.S. friends. so class, the topic for today is friendship. everyone has friends. some have lots of friends and some, well lets just say they're lucky to even have at least 10 facebook friends. but no matter how many friends you got, that doesn't matter because all that matters is what they think about you. someone once said "friends are not who you have known the longest, they are the ones that came and never left"
-hmm, what to say again ah?-  oh,yes! always be nice to your friends if you want then to be nice to you. you'll never know whats going on behind your back. okay, now im truly out of ideas on what to say. so i'm gonna end this post with a poem that i made(actually i copied it from a website lol)


A friend is someone who comes in the house without knocking..
A friend is someone who calls your mom his mom..
A friend is someone who eats all your food..
A friend will ask to borrow something and never give it back..
A friend can make you happy in a second when you are sad..
A friend could know what you’ll say without saying anything..
A friend is someone who makes you laugh over the dumbs things..
A friends is someone who tells you to come over and just chill and listen to music..
A friend would make a beat and you’ll start dancing out of nowhere and wont judge you

Hello :)

Gosh, its been a lifetime since I last updated this blog. So busy this week. Tuition classes started this week also. So that means no more TV time during weeknights. Thank God for Youtube(yay youtube!) i can watch my shows. But i've been exhausted lately == Just yesterday I slept for 3 hours in the afternoon. Hehe

tired

GAH< so tired today. Not from visiting, but from typing. What the hell am I typing? Nota Sejarah Tingkatan 1. Not just 1 chapter. All 11/12 something chapters! I just finished chapter 5. ^_^ So I thought, why not reward myself by wasting the precious time I have left and blog about it. Weehaa!

Gong Xi Fa Cai

I just wanna wish everyone a happy chinese new year! Year of the rabbit! Wee! :D My angpau where? XD

Don't your parents teach you manners?

Yeah, pissed off entry!. Hahah. Actually I'm not that pissed off. I'm just bewildered by the fact that some people don't have manners. And by manners I mean like at least have some chatting etiquette or something. This morning while I was onlining some guy started chatting me. I'm fine with people chatting with me. But at least start with a 'hi' or 'hello'. Ini tidak, terus cakap 'woi, sapa kau ah?'. WHAT THE HELL =.=' You think I aint go name woman? I have a name y'know. A nice one. ;) If you want to get to know people on facebook, have some manners. Maybe its fine for you to call strangers woi, but I find that very rude. I'm just sayin. And asking me who am I? WTH. If I'm the one adding you, never mind. Ini tak, pegi add orang pastu tanya lagi sapa. Menyesal aku pegi approve. Aiya manusia. So many ragam. So I took my precious time to compile a list of Do's and Don'ts. Well, just the correct way to start a conversation.

Correct:
Hi
Hello
Nice meeting you
Thanks for the add/app
mind to introduce yourself?
looking 4ward to being friends
*it is advised to add smileys like :) to make you look more friendly

Wrong:
Oi!
Wei!
H3Rl0w..... (wth is that?)
hYe.......,,,.,
hey sexeh (unless you want to be labelled ad a pevert, go ahead and use it )
*people who use capital and small letters alternately and/or substitute letters with numbers and use excessive punctuation marks are annoying. It takes time for you to write and it takes more time for people like me to read.

Making Your Own Mee Goreng :D

Fried noodles or mee goreng are AWESOME and most importantly delicious. In this food-related post, I am going to show you how to fry noodles that taste just like the ones at the shop. I bet you my butt on this ;)

Step 1: Ready The Ingredients 

Sauce, noodles(I used kueh tiaw), and taugeh(bean sprouts)

Fish cakes and balls. In this case FISHballs *wink*

A clove of garlic and 1/4 of a shallot

And most importantly, dark soy sauce.( turn your laptop screen clockwise or tilt your head to the left)

Step 2: Fry garlic and shallot

Step 3: Add in fishcakes and fishballs

Step 4: Add in an egg

Step 4  5: Add in kueh tiaw and beansprouts

Step 5: Add in a dollop of sauce (tomato or chili, sukati kau la)

Step 6: Fry, fry, fry. And voila!

Step 7: Makan your mee la, apa lagi.

Tips (gorang mee also mesti got tips):

1. Make sure you use enough oil for frying

2. When frying noodles, use api besar (idk whats api besar in english lol). Just make sure your wok is hot. Smokin hot.

Good luck, my funkinators! :)

Update: forgot to tell you to put in salt. lol